Never one to dwell much on the bigger picture, I finally settled on something called Under Armour compression core shorts, kind a girdle for one’s nether region. After all, if there isn’t enough demand from the male of the species to prevent shaken packages, what’s the future of reproductivity? We may be looking at a generation of babies suffering pre-coital concussions. I was loath to give up on athletic supporters. Besides, I don’t think I’m ready for a day-glo orange love strap with sparkly sequins. But I was suspicious of their true purpose. I just don’t want my boys tossed like a salad on a PWC adventure.Īfter much Internet searching, I found a colourful array of what looked like athletic supporters. Oh, I could have settled for a baseball or hockey protector with a hard cup, but my worry on a jet ski isn’t a line drive or slap shot to the family jewels. But nothing to fulfil a similar function for men, albeit hopefully lower down. Every store had a broad selection of sport bras for women. I don’t know about other guys, but when I’m out pounding the waves on my Sea-Doo watercraft, that’s not all that’s pounding. Kind of like underwear briefs, but with a lot more pick up. Those elastic thingy’s that hold a guy’s package securely in place when everything else is shaking loose. But alas, no product review photos for obvious reasons! Check out many other product reviews. But in the interest of more progeny, I feel compelled to address this. It’ll be tough because the topic is somewhat private. Now, let’s see if I can get through this jet ski blog without making another wise crack. Under Armour athletic support for Sea Doo Tours supports your package. Photo by Allan Glanfield for Ontario Tourism
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